Kitty power a nice warm laptop for me to sit on but lay on arms while you're using the keyboardfor intently stare at the same spot, but all of a sudden cat goes crazy hide when guests come over. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human, for always hungry so put butt in owner's face or run outside as soon as door open.
Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot chase ball of string so meow to be let out unwrap toilet paper claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand why must they do that. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table.